Saturday, April 7, 2018

[Music] KIN HADU - Phreeman

After a long break, Phreeman of Happiboi Entertainment Decided to hit your Speakers with this Love Tune titled 'KIN HADU' which means 'YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL' and can as well be referred to  'YOU FINE' in 9ja pidgin.

Song Mixed by Ace producer Joe9ice.

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Thursday, March 1, 2018

The Nigeria Young Star - Beezoop BeeBright

A Nigeria recording performing artist James Michael popularly known with his stage name BEEZOOP BEEBRIGHT graduated from Ibrahim Badamasi Babangida University Lapai (IBB) with a B.Sc Economics honor.

Beezoop released his first single track titled "BAMIJO OMOGE" which he featured Rawzy a Northern hip hop rapper way back at the year 2013. Another hot inspirational jam titled "UNSTOPPABLE DREAM OF ALUTA" made for Ibbulites and all students across Africa.

With his style of singing and rapping, a new classic song titled "LIFE CAKE" was released among many other tracks.

Beezoop Beebright hail out of Minna popularly known as Mx city in Niger state where he started his music career before moving to Lagos. He has traveled across many part of the nation for his stage performance.
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Saturday, November 5, 2016

My First Job after NYSC [Episode 6]

 Click here for episode 5

When it was 1pm, I reached the gate, knocked and entered the house, I didn't meet Janet. Mabel was
the only one at home. Where is Janet? "I asked".

Mabel: "She went out with her boyfriend"
Me: Boy what?
Mabel: "Why are u asking?, sebi u said you are not dating her?"
ME: yes, I am not, but she was supposed to attend my classes,
Mabel: then let her be. By the way, what are you holding in the nylon in your hand
ME: water melon. Janet begged me to buy it for her and she will pay me.
MABEL: you see, I said it that you and Aunty Janet are up to something. So you have been bringing
fruits for her abi?, so me I am a mugu for bring something for you abi?

ME: ****I went closer to her, held her hands and calm her***. "Mabel teminikan sooso, no one will
ever take me away from you, I promise" I said to her

**** Mabel was wearing a short top and an apron****, what should I offer you?

ME: anything 

So we start playing together. I checked the time, its 1:40pm, I know Janet will be back any moment from now. I took my hands from her neck and stop play,but she was not happy with me cos i stop playing love with her, she was about to force me  when we heard a knock on the gate. That is aunty Janet coming, let's stop and wait till Friday night.

Within 1 minute, Mabel repackaged her self and acted as if she doesn't know me. Mabel is not only
skillful but also smart. She walked into her room while Janet came in.

Mabel!!!!!!!!!!!, Janet screamed. Yes aunty "Mabel replied". Go to mama Tope and tell her to give you my cloth, while coming back, buy a pack of always for me. She gave Mabel a sum of money while. Mabel went out, she looked at me with a kind of eyes like "this people will be here alone ooooo".

ME: where are you coming from and who is the guy you went out wit
JANET: why are u asking?, and how did you know I went out with a guy?
ME: I saw both of you while I was coming
Janet: so why didn't you call me?
ME: I decided to wait till you are back.
JANET: well he is a DJ someone recommended for me.
ME: a DJ?, what for?
JANET: oooh, so sorry I didn't tell you, next week Saturday is my birthday. I'm celebrating it here in
this compound.

ME: ooh, dats cool, am I invited?
JANET:***hit my chest*** silly you, if you have 2 heads, don't come. You will see what I will do for
 ***she smiled***
ME: ok sha, my mind is at peace now, I was thinking the guy is your boyfriend.
JANET: boy what?, don't tell me you are jealous?
ME: *** e be like say this girl know wetin dey worry me*** offcourse I am.
Janet: but why?
ME: because I can't watch one guy taking you away from me.
JANET: take me away from you?, are we dating?, did u ask me out?, aren't we friends? Bla bla bla.
ME: ****confused on what to say. I held her two hands****: Janet, see, ever since we became
close, I have loved you, I can't stop thinking about you, all my dreams are full of you, I hardly do
anything without the thoughts of you, 
 ****sweet talk continues**** 

JANET: so what are you driving at?
ME: I want you to be my girlfriend. The person I will always love.
JANET: ***smiled***, well I will think about it. Just give me some time.
ME: ok

I drew close to her and peck her on the chick, then whispered into her ear "I can die if you say NO to
me". Janet smiled and kissed me, pull my ear to her mouth and whispered. "What took you so long".

Chaiii, I was so excited that we couldn't do classes that day. We were just hugging and talking about
love. When Mabel arrived from her errands, I pretend as if nothing happened. Then I told Janet. "I
will come tomorrow, I am not feeling fine"...

.....Continued  in Episode 7
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Strange Looking Creature Born In Kadunal Hospital [Graphic Photos]

According to online sources, this very strange looking baby was born at an undisclosed hospital in Kaduna state, on Thursday, November 3. See the photos below:

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Friday, October 21, 2016

Why we knock before opening mortuary door – C-River mortician

OKUNMI- THE  proprietor of Emeka Mortuary, Okunmi Community, located at the suburbs of Ikom, Central senatorial district, Cross River State, Mr. Kalu Ben Chima, popularly  called Emeka Ambulance, has revealed the spiritual combats morticians, now and again, go through with occultists and    members of some secret societies before their corpses were embalmed in his mortuary.

The Arochukwu-born mortician, whose mortuary is located along Ikom-Calabar highway, confessed to NDV that dead bodies, especially those of occultists and members of      secret societies “do give us trouble while being embalmed because their bodies have been ‘fortified’ by the devil or some spiritual forces.”

Power pass power

“In such cases, we have to pet and persuade them by talking to them to allow the chemicals to penetrate their bodies,    but  if they remain stubborn, we have to employ our own spiritual force and of course,    power pass power and we can then embalm them,” he disclosed.

According to him, he learned the trade in Onitsha General Hospital, Anambra state, and had come to know that some dead bodies were so “powerful” such that they do not allow others to lie close to them and he was always careful when  attending to such bodies.

Some corpses don’t allow others to lie near them

His words: “Some powerful people do not allow other dead bodies to lie close to them, so in the night, they will remove other bodies near them and dump them far from where they are or they would go to an isolated place and lie there – all  dead bodies  are not the same, which is why we knock before we enter there.”

Mind-boggling tales

Our reporter traveled from Calabar to Okunmi to meet Mr. Chima following some strange reports about corpses in his mortuary established in 2010.

A few months after it was established, there was an unsubstantiated story about a man, whose car broke down close to the mortuary late in the night and he decided to seek for place to spend the night, and knocked on the door of a house he saw light burning close by.

A security guard reportedly came out and gave him a mat to sleep in a section of the room, only for him to wake up the next morning and discovered that he slept among corpses and he instantly passed out. Another case was that while conveying a corpse, the mortician occasionally walked behind the ambulance, while the corpse drives the van and the bizarre- that he sells body parts of dead people and so on.

Chima confirmed some creepy stories and described others as hearsay. On the man who allegedly slept in the mortuary with corpses, he said it was not true and he does not keep security guards in the mortuary.

Corpses still have spiritual powers

His words: “The corpses may be dead, but they still possess some spiritual powers to protect themselves. We have about 100    corpses right now and 18 abandoned ones,    but we keep the place open,    both day and night,    without any security and anybody, who   attempts to do anything funny by going there to steal or do anything has himself to blame”.

He, however, described as false claims that some people sell parts of dead people or do have sex with them.

Sex with dead, a deadly affair

Chima asserted:    “Do not think that because she is lying down there, she is finished and you can go and have sex with her. You will die also in a matter of hours or days and how can someone sell body parts of a corpse or water used in washing a corpse, such water is poisonous. People die from different ailments such as HIV/AIDS, and water used in washing their bodies is poisonous and any     person who uses it will either die or contact sickness.”

On the report that he has rented crowd of women, who engage in bogus weeping when a person dies, he said the women were part of a specialized     funeral services he offers.

Some people hire mourners before their death

He explained: “Some people do not have people to cry for them when they die,    so they will arrange with us while they are alive to get some women to cry during their burial and also, some people because they are polygamist would arrange with us to organize the casket, grave, and mortuary services so that when they die, there will be no struggle among family members on who to do what and so on.”
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Sunday, October 2, 2016

My First Job after NYSC [Episode 5]


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ME: what really happened?
JANET: I used to have a boyfriend, his name is Kingsley. He is the one who deflowered me and I love him so much.
ME: so what went wrong?
JANET: I loved him with everything, my life, my parent's money, my everything

******wanted to cry***

ME: its ok Janet, but you still haven't tell me what happened.
JANET: he said he is no longer interested


ME: ****placed my hand on her back, drew her closer*****. He said so for what? Why? What did he said your offence is?
JANET: he said I am proud, arrogant, rude and bossy.

******for my mind, shebi, that one na true*******

I smiled, comforted her, wiped her tears and cuddled her. That day marks the beginning of my friendship with Janet. We chat and gist for the first time for long hours. I got home, dropped my fone on my bed and tried to catch some sleep when I got a new whatsapp message, "thanks so much for your words of comfort, and thanks for giving me a smile today". This is my whatsapp number". I smiled and saved it.

Day after day, week after week, Janet and I became closer that we exchange calls and texts
every day, we chat till late nights. I graduated from sitting room conversations to following her into her room on many occasions.

One day while in Janet's room, a text came in from Mabel, "David, we have to talk".

Chaiii, Mabel is getting uncomfortable. It was another market day, Mabel came around as usual. But this time, she wore a frown face.

Mabel: what is going on between you and Aunt Janet?
ME: there is nothing. I'm just trying to make friend with her so as to persuade her to take her lessons serious and pass her exams.

 MABEL: ****sad face****, David it's a lie, I have been noticing the two of you recently, I know she has been calling you recently, its unfair oooooo, you want to dump me abi?

***wanted to cry**

ME: ****i drew her closer***, I'm not dumping you, you know I like you.
MABEL: I'm scared, I'm not feeling safe, this is my first time of having a graduate boyfriend in my life, this is my first time of loving a guy to this level, I don't trust you,
ME: why?
MABEL: you may dump me because I am a house girl.
ME: you know I won't do that.

I pet Mabel, I drew her mouth closer and plant a kiss on her lips, she responded.

"David wait".

MABEL: do you truly love me?
ME: offcourse you know that I do, why the question?
MABEL: if you know you truly love me, there is something I want you to do for me right now. Will you do it?
ME: ***am****, yes dear, just name it dear, I will do anything for you, I mean anything, just name it. I can catch shekau for you if you ask for it.

MABEL: *****she opened her purse, brought out a blade***. If you know you truly love me, I want us to make a blood covenant so that I can be assured that you will not just Bleep me and dump me.

My body dropped instantly..

Me: "Shocked" blood covenant?
Mabel: yes dear, I just want to be sure that I'm save.
ME: baby, I can't do that
MABEL: e mean say u no love me be that, u will dump me for Aunty Janet.
ME: no Mabel, I won't do that. But the reason why I can't do blood covenant is because it's against the bible, it's of the devil, and it's not safe scientifically.

MABEL: so bleeping me is in the bible abi?, I know it that you are just bleeping me for fun, I know it that you will dump me.

ME: **calm her down***, Mabel, its not what you think, diseases like HIV or "hepatomadetis" can be contacted.
Mabel: **straight face***, what is hepatomadetis?
ME: ****wetin sef?, why I go just mention something wey no exist.

Thought for a while****.

It's a disease from metals like shared blade, the blade might be used somewhere before and repackaged. If the person has the disease, both of us will contact it and die slowly.

MABEL: ok, what can you do to assure me that I'm save?,
ME: ***took a deep sigh***. Ok, I will not be close with Janet again.
MABEL: are you sure?
ME: yes

She was bit convinced, we were there for a while, looking at each other's face.

MABEL: oya let's continue the lesson .
ME: I'm not in the mood
Mabel looked at me and smiled.
Mabel: "Sebi its becos of the convenant thing?"
Me: Not really.

She departed for market

The next lesson period came, Janet had called me at 12pm to remind me of the water melon she told me to bring earlier.

How will I play my game in this white house? How do I act that Mabel will not be offended and Janet will not suspect? Now that I was beginning to like Janet, how do I go
about it?. What if Mabel opened up to Janet about our relationship.

Suddenly, I stopped thinking and proceeded to the white house at 1pm........

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Monday, September 19, 2016

Buhari spent only N20m for ear treatment – Presidency

Mallam Garba Shehu, the Spokesperson to President Muhammadu Buhari has said that the President spent about twenty million naira as medical expenses for his ear treatment.

Shehu in a post on his Facebook page which he titled “In Response to Prof. Farooq Kperogi”

“The disclosure on Prof. Farooq Kperogi’s wall that President Muhammadu Buhari’s ear treatment in the United Kingdom cost a whopping six million pounds must have shocked many of the respected scholar’s followers.
The story reads like an incredible tale by moonlight that belongs to a different era, which fortunately is now history. That’s when a fortunate lady saved USD15 million for medical treatment! But was it possible that the account of this balanced journalism teacher was hacked? I will give him the benefit of the doubt. Given the austere president we have, Muhammadu Buhari would not have approved this amount if he was shown a six million Pounds bill.
I won’t be surprised if the President may have asked if the fat bill was for the purchase of a brand new pair of ears! I’m prepared to share documents with Farooq, one of the brightest ever produced from the Bayero University Kano (BUK) that the whole treatment, including a follow-up visit by a specialist to Nigeria didn’t cost 50,000 pounds.
For the records, the administration advanced a higher sum, but the President’s doctor returned the balance to the treasury. Indeed, it’s a New Day, and President Buhari’s change mantra is real. Let no one confuse my fellow countrymen and women.”

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My First Job after NYSC [Episode 4]


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2 weeks before the robbery day, Janet had been skipping class seriously. She had been frustrating my effort and I knew if she continues this way, no doubt that she will fail the next JAMB. So I thought of a plan. Each time I am about to tell her to attend classes, I will place my phone on a recorder. So I have been capturing all her excuses and conversations. Even the periods that she do threatened me, I do record the threats.

On the night of the robbery, I have sneaked in as usual, I ate my dinner in Mabel’s room. We have had our lessons. Just when we were bleeping in canine style, we heard a knock on the gate.” Open the gate or else I will blow your head with gun”, a voice said from outside. We were scared, my dick went flat instantly. What do we do now?, Mabel asked. I don’t know too, I replied.

Immediately I remembered my neighbour friend at home. His name is Gasco. Gasco is a police officer, he had joined the police force about 7 years ago, he was feared by people in our neighbourhood. I placed a call to Gasco.

ME: hello Gasco, abeg there is trouble. Where you dey?
GASCO: I dey work on night duty
ME: please we need your help at the white house
GASCO: where is white house? And what is happening there?.
ME: armed robber are here pls do something to help us.

***i described the location***

Gasco: but wetin u dey do for there?
ME: I will explain later. I hanged up.

I and Mabel locked ourselves inside the bathroom in her room. The thieves had gained entrance into the compound, manipulated the entrance door and now in the living room. They searched every room including Mabel’s room. We didn’t make any sound, they went to the kitchen, ate the beefs in the pot before returning back to the living room. They were about going away with some money and properties when we heard another voice outside “stop there, if you move then you are dead”.

I was happy that Gasco had helped. All the robbers were arrested. I and Mabel came out of the room, dressed up and went outside to see what was going on. I couldn’t see Gasco among the cops. The police officer asked” who are the occupants of this house?” the gateman pointed to Mabel as the person who lives in the main house as at this time. The police officer turned to me. Oga, who are you?. I went dumb and couldn’t speak. How do I explain my identity?. Its past 4am, the robbers are now in the police van, the officer told I and Mabel to follow them to station for statement writing.

****chaiiiii, my own don meet me today, wetin I go tell madam?, how do I get there at midnite?, what for?.****

On reaching the station, I called Gasco and he gave me directions to where I will see him. ME: Gasco baba, you have to help me please.
Gasco: what happened?, I was the one who arranged the boys to rescue you after your call last night.
ME: I know, but I needed help.
Gasco: what do you want me to do for you?,
ME: ********i explained all my movements, my secret lessons to him****
Gasco: so what?
 ME: madam will be here soon. What will be my explanation?
GASCO: leave that to me, in your statement, just write it that you were coming from a vigil when you noticed the robbery movements, you hide somewhere, minutes later, you called me. You saw the gate opened by the robbers, you summon the courage to enter with the mindset to rescue the occupants of the house, and then the police arrived. That’s all.

ME: Gasco baba. Thanks so much ooooo.
****chaiiii, see police sense*****.

I went back to meet Mabel, whispered into her ears about what Gasco said. She was happy and relieved because she too was scared of what will happen if madam finds out. Gasco also gave a script to Mabel to write. It was that day I believed that “POLICE IS YOUR FRIEND”. We both wrote our statements as directed by Gasco.

At about 6:10am, madam and Janet arrived.

MADAM: police officer, what happened? I heard my house was robbed and my maid is here?

***i guess Oga Peter didn’t mention my name to madam. That good of him****
 IPO: yes madam. It was this young man that alerted the police “pointing at me”

****he reads out my statement to madam*****.

Gasco also add sauce and juice to the story. Madam was so exicited. See me at home tomorrow Sunday at 3pm “madam said to me”.

Its 3pm on Sunday, I dressed well and went straight to the white house. I was welcomed warmly. Madam, Janet and Eric were sitting in the living room.

MADAM: Niyi, I’m so happy about what you did, for your courage, boldness and the police you invited to save our properties from been stolen.
ME: *****my head come dey swell****. You are welcome maa.
MADAM: now, you are now more than a lesson teacher. You are now part of our family. Feel free to come here any time. You may sleep over whenever you feel like
 ME: ****my head come swell again**** thank you maa.
MADAM: Mabel!!!!!!!!!!!!, show Niyi his new room. He is now part of us, whenever he feels like sleeping over, he should be welcomed. Janet looked at me, she smiled and winked.

I followed Mabel to see the room. Now, no more sneaking, we are now closer. “Mabel said”. I left the white house on that Sunday evening, different thoughts running through my mind. What is Janet up to?, why did she winked at me?, what if I was caught with Mabel?, I thought of everything and decided to maintain my usual lesson outing to the white house.

Mabel’s lesson at my home continued every market days, I keep on enjoying food stuffs and beef courtesy of Mabel, we still our Friday night lesson/sex at the white house.

Something happened along the line. I came for lessons as usual and met Janet in the living room looking depressed and sad. I tried talking to her but she won’t say a word. I manipulated her by every means but she won’t talk, I came closer to her, held her palm, she was so cold, I looked into her eyes and it was soaked, Janet must be going through something or something happened to her I thought, yet she wouldn’t speak. Janet stood up and went to her room. I didn’t know where the boldness came from, I followed her. She sat on her bed, bending down her head and supporting it with her left hand; she was wearing her usual bump short with a yellow top. I sat beside her. Held her hand again trying to talk to her.

“Janet, you can talk to me” I can’t say anything, she replied. “Do you want me to start crying also?” She lift up head looked at me and said, Niyi, “I have been heartbroken”.

ME: What really happened?.

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Friday, September 16, 2016

South African Universities to offer Bsc Witchcraft

The South African Minister of Higher Education and Training, Blade Nzimande has announced plans to have witchcraft included in the curriculum from 2018.
Speaking to representatives from student unions around the country, the minister announced the shocking move and urged future university entrees to consider taking Witchcraft. “There is a lot we can learn from witchcraft, like how they fly in that winnowing basket. Imagine if we learn that skill. It will eradicate traffic jams and everyone will just get in their basket and fly. It also means we will not be importing fuel anymore.” Blade said.

The announcement was met with boos and bottle throws from the packed auditorium who had gone to the meeting hoping the minister would announce a 0% fee increase for the coming year. The unperturbed minister also invited renowned witches to make an appointment with his office so they can have their skills tested and those outstanding would then be hired as lecturers.

He also invited witches from across the border, promising them permanent residents permits. “I spoke to Gibs (Minister of Home affairs Malusi Gigaba) and he agreed to issue witches from outside South Africa with permanent residence permits. I heard Malawi and Zimbabwe have an impressive collection of witches. We are hoping they will heed the call”, he added.
Applications is said to be closing on the 30th of September at midnight, after which an appointed panel with conduct interviews. There currently is an opening for 109 witches.
Source : LiveMonitor Satire
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Wednesday, September 14, 2016

My First Job after NYSC [Episode 3]


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The following week started. Mabel resumed classes at my house every 5 market days. She will stop by and spend between one hour to two hours before going to market. I was not sexually attracted to Mabel because of her mode of dressing which is extremely local. I told her about her dressing and she said there is nothing she can do about it.

Ok, I told her that I will buy new cloths for her, she said she won’t be able to wear them because its madam that always buy the clothing for her and she dare not put on anything that doesn’t come from madam. **chaiii, this madam is wicked ooooo, she just wanted to kill the beauty in this Mabel, I thought**. Whenever Mabel is around, I will take her through basic English and Mathematics, and I gained something new in return, Mabel will branch at my place when coming back from the market, she will give me part of the food stuffs, beef and fruit she is supposed to carry to madam.

I started eating good meal courtesy of Mabel, since the day1 of her classes. I have been enjoying the same meal as that of the white house. Most times, Mabel will cook the soup for me before going back home. Yet, I don’t have the mindset of having sex with her because she isn’t sexually attractive. We had problem with the Friday night classes because madam and the family always come back from church by 5am and Mabel must be met at home, so we suspended the night tutorials.

Janet was still skipping class as usual. From 5 classes to 4, then to 3, now she attends only 2 classes in a week. I dare not tell madam as instructed otherwise, Janet will make me lose my job. All I do when during Janet’s periods is to sit down and watch African magic while she either goes out of the house or lock herself up in the room. I was getting uncomfortable about Janet’s attitude and decided to speak with Mabel about it one day during our classes in my house.

ME: Mabel, what is wrong with that Janet sef?, she is very lazy, she keeps skipping class and I’m getting fed up.

MABEL: ***laughs for a while***: sebi she dey reduce your stress ni?, then why complain?.
ME: what if she fails her next jamb exam?, madam will sack me that I’m not doing my work MABEL: there is nothing you can do about it, madam had employed 3 private teachers this year before you, whenever they complain to madam about aunty Janet’s attitude. Aunty Janet will lie that the teachers want to sleep with her, and then madam will sack them.

ME: chaiiiiiiiiiiii. Na wa ooooo. So what do I do now?
Mabel: just obey whatever she says if you want to retain your job. ***then I thought to myself, there must be a way out of this, but the way is what I don’t know yet.

*** This is the second month of my classes in the white house and my second week of lesson with Mabel. Mabel has been responding better, she works her assignment very well and still, there is no intimate attraction because Mabel will always wear a big long gown like old mama, and threads her hair with rubber.

The following week, Mabel arrived in my house as usual and told me.

Mabel: Niyi, we can now be having classes every Friday nights
ME: ***surprised***. But how? Where? And when?
Mabel: at our house. The white house.
ME: but you know that will not be possible. What about the gateman?. You want to kill me? Mabel: you have nothing to worry about. I have discussed everything with him. In fact he is happy about it and ready to help. He just want to see you for confirmation.

 ME: are you sure I’m save?
Mabel: very sure. After the classes,

 Mabel hugged me and later kiss me as she was leaving for market. I was shocked and my dick jacked up.

MABEL: I’m sorry for what I did. I just want to appreciate you for your support and private classes.

 ME: you are welcome.

 Mabel left for the market, returned to my house as usual to drop food stuffs before going back to the white house. The following Monday, I went to the white house for lessons as usual. On knocking the gate, the gate man opened the gate and said. “Oga teacher, abeg, I wan see you oooo”. We entered into his quarters directly beside the gate. He offered me a sit and started discussing.

ME: Oga Peter, u say u wan see me. Hope no problem?
Gateman:. Yes, na Mabel discuss something with me and I wan confirm from you.
 ME: and what is that? ***pretends as if I didn’t know anything***
Gateman: she say she don start a class at your place but the time no reach, she come say she want make you dey come here every Friday nights when madam and the family go vigil.

ME: yes, she said it. So how are we going about it?
Gateman: the thing wey go happen be say, you go dey come around 9pm. I go sneak you into my quarter. And when madam and the family don go church, you go come out go meet Mabel for inside. And when its 15minutes to 5am, u go come back to my quarter because you no fit go out until 5;30am because of vigilante. So when its 5:30am , I go sneak you out of the gate. U hear am?.

ME: oga peter, you too get sense. Thank you very much
Gateman: that one na small thing. I dey do am because you be showboy, you dey always buy gari come for me. And Mabel too na good girl. She dey always add to my food and steal fish for me to chop. I just happy say she wan learn book. But the service na on 2 conditions oooooo.

ME: wetin be the condition?
Gateman: you go dey pay me 5k monthly, and the 2nd one be say, you must not go beyond classes with Mabel oo. Because if she get belle, them go mention my name say na me dey allow guys enter come give am.

ME: se na only that 2?
 Gateman: yes
ME: no problem. I be gentle boy and besides, I no dey date Mabel. I just see am as a good friend.
 Gateman: ***laughs****, u mean say since all this days wey Mabel dey come your house, you never chop am?. .
ME: I swear
Gateman: oga teacher, you don miss ooooo. You see wounded cow, you no slaughter, se na healthy cow you wan come cut.
 ME: thank you oga peter, make I dey go meet Janet, we go talk later.

 I walked into the house to meet Janet. She was still rude, bossy and lazy as usual. She only managed to stay 40minutes for the chemistry class before going inside again. I waited for Eric, tutor him and left.

It was Friday. Mabel had called me at 8pm to remind me of our new schedule. I no just get the liver, my mind just dey shake say if dem catch me nko?. I gather the courage. Went to white house, sneaked into the gateman’s room as planned. And when the family was out, I was out of the room. Before I could get to the door, Mabel had opend the main door. You are welcome “she said”. She took me straight to her room. She has kept a plate of rice and meat for me. She said “that is the food I’m supposed to eat, but I decided to eat the remnants from the pot and keep this for you.”. Haba, u shouldn’t have done that now, why starving yourself? I said. She replied, you deserve more than that, infact you deserve everything in this world. For you to tutor me free of charge, agreed to pay oga peter 5k monthly and also risk your life to be here at nights, u deserved everything. I was marvelled. I never knew I have done something that important. After eating.. I marked her previous assignment. We did little of mathematics till 11:10pm. Mabel said she is tired and wanted to have her bath then go to bed. I said ok. Just infront of me, Mabel untied her wrapper from her waist and removed her top. Oh my GOD!!!, she didn’t wear anything inside.

For the first time, I saw the real beauty in Mabel. She was so endowed with an average bosom but not up to that of Janet. The Bottom were so shaped and the tips were pointed. My dick resurrected again but I had to stylishly cover it.

ME: haba, Mabel, you don’t even care that I’m here, see how you are unclad
 Mabel:. ***laughs***. Why will I be afraid?, you are a special part of me. I know you like aunty Janet and don’t like me because you are educated and I am a poor house girl.

ME: it’s not like that Mabel, if I don’t like you, I won’t risk my life to be here this night.
Mabel: but you don’t admire me and always touch me each time I come to your place.
ME: I’m shy ni. Because you are older than me

Mabel: and you are educated than me. So who is higher between the two of us?.

We laughed as she enters the bathroom to shower. In less than 6 minutes, she was out, tieing a towel and still saw me fully dressed in my jean trousers and roundneck. Oga teacher!, is this how you want to sleep with your dress on? She said. I’m ok like this, I replied. She said “no oooo, there is heat”. She came closer, unbutton my shirt, removes my singlets. In the process, her towel loosed. OMG!!, Mabel is naturally beautiful without cloths. She looks sexier and younger. I don’t know where the courage came from. I pull her head closer and kissed her. She responded and kissed me passionately. I grabbed her bosom, began to suck, squeeze and press. She was moaning softly and helping to unzip my trousers. She removes my trousers while I suck her. I licked her down to the abdomen and down to the kitten. Mabel is clean and shaved. I teased her clits with my tongue, insert one finger into the hole, increased it to 2 and to 3. She was making heavy sound. Ouuuuuuch yeeaaaaaaah.

At a time, she was releasing juice. I continue teasing the clit with my tongue and her moan was increasing. She pushed my back to the bed. Removed my trousers and sucked me. OMG!!, Mabel gave the best orals I have ever had in my life. She sucked all the balls, shafts and tips. I cummed in her mouth. She swallowed it and continued sucking till I was erected again. Then she lied beside me and said “oga teacher, come mess me”. But I don’t have a condom here. I replied. She said “oooh God. Can’t you do it without condom?”. I said NO because oga peter warned me that you should not be pregnant. She laughed. She removed the rubber band on her hair and then walked Unclad to the kitchen. I still don’t know what she is up to with the rubber band. She came back with a small white nylon. She wore the nylon on my dick, then insert the rubber band at the bottom of my erected dick ”

 ****chaiii, this girl too get sense. Omo seee improvised condom for here ooooo****. Now wey you don wear cap, come Bleep me abeg, Mabel said. Without wasting much time. I lean forward to her. Started on a missionary style. In out in out. She was enjoying it and she later raised her left leg up, followed by the right leg. Both legs were up now giving me chanced for full penetration. She continued moaning as I was digging. We switched to woman on top, to canine, to reverse cow girl, to scissors before we both cum.

Mabel was so tight despite her age. We both entered into the bathroom to have a shower. On seeing her Bottom again. My dick resurrected. She saw it and smiled. She knelt down on her kneel and gave me a good blow job with a deep sucking. I cummed in her mouth and she spit it out. We both went back to bed and sleep. I woke up and sneaked out as planned.

We continued this exercise for the next 6 weeks. We will meet at my house on market days for lessons alone. Then meet at the white house for sex and lesson. Not until one Friday night at the white house. We were inside doing our normal routing until when armed robber arrived...

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Saturday, September 10, 2016

My First Job after NYSC [Episode 2]


Incase you missed episode 1 click HERE

Over the weekend, I had a fresh haircut, a fresh perfume, a new 3 packs of shirt all ahead of my new job. I relocated to my own apartment in Akure where I used to live before I left for service.

Finally, its Monday, I went straight to my new job at 10am. “Ko ko ko”, I knocked on the gate, the gateman opened, looked at me. He recognised me. Madam no dey around, “he replied” but madam say make Aunty Janet attend to you, aunty Janet dey inside. I entered into the compound. Knock on the main door. “Ko ko ko”. Who is that? a voice answered from inside. It’s me David, I replied. She opened the door and stood at the entrance.

***Chaiiiiii, Janet was wearing a black round neck top, the Tips were pointing out, I guess she isn’t wearing a bra, she wore a micro mini skirt, she has an average height with a yam leg*****

****i guess she can’t recognise seeing me days back, well its normal sha, girls don’t recollect seeing guys but guy can always recollect seeing a lady at 12 midnight.****,

JANET: who are u looking for?
ME: I am the new private teacher. Mummy told me to resume today.
JANET:, ****still not smiling**** really?, come in and have your seat……. Mabel!!!!!!!, what is this?, she screamed.

***i thought in mind, this girl must be mean, see the wey she dey scream on this poor girl.*** Mabel came out, she saw me sitting, she smiled at me and said “Hello sir”, I smiled back and said “hi”. Janet frowned at her and shouted at her, “pick this cup and get out of here”. Mabel left and Janet turned to me. I looked at her again and can’t believe she is 19. Her body shape looks 24. She is robust like “akebaje”. She sat down on the other chair, she smiled a little.

JANET: I’m sorry pls, that is just lazy, if I don’t shout at her, she will never work. So what is your name again?
ME: David
JANET: ok, mummy already informed I and my brother that you will be coming around to tutor us. So let’s talk
ME: ok
JANET: I hope you will tutor well because you will be the 4th teacher to be employed this year, they all are not good at teaching, and when I notice that you are not good, I will report you to mum and you will be fired.
ME: ***my heart skip beats***, I am a good and born teacher, I will try my best.
JANET: better. So let’s discuss the time table. Mummy said 5 times a week but I want it 3 or 4 times. And mummy must not know about this. Understand?

ME: ****no wonder you no pass jamb, lazy girl****. Ok, I replied
JANET: so what time and day will be ok for you?
ME: any day and time you fix is ok
JANET: anyday and time? I thought you teach at a school? Or don’t you work elsewhere?
ME: ***chaiiiiiiii, this girl is rude oooo, see as she dey question me****, I used to teach when I served. I just passed out and still job hunting.

JANET: ***raised eye brow*** so you are a graduate?, you have served?, waaooooooh, I was thinking you are an NCE holder or school cert. That is interesting. She smiled.

ME: ***chaiii, see as my small stature dey embarrass me***. So what time will u prefer?
JANET: Monday, Wednesday, Friday and Saturday. You will come at 2pm, teach me till 4pm when Eric will be back from school. Then start with Eric from 4:30 to 6pm. Is that ok by you. ME: it’s ok. So can we start today?

JANET: no problem, will you wait behind? Or come back by 2pm?
ME: ***thought***, I think I will come back. But where is mummy
JANET: don’t you know she will be at work? She is a banker and won’t be back untill 6:30pm or 7pm.
 ME: ***chaiii, this girl is naturally rude***, ok Janet, I will be back by 2pm.
JANET: wait, let me have your number just incase” Mabel!!!!!!!!!!!, bring my phone for me on my bed” she screamed.

Mabel came with the phone. Janet collected it from Mabel while Mabel is still standing there. She smiled at me again.

JANET: call your number
ME: 0806323********
JANET: saved, ****she flashed my number****
 ME: I got it, let me be on my way, I will be back by 2pm.

She returned the phone to Mabel to return, I left the compound, walked out to the gate. Just as I was outsited the gate, my phone ranged. I looked at the screen, it was an unknown number. I picked

ME: hello, who is this?
CALLER: it’s me Mabel, that is my number, save it. I will call you later, bye. ***hanged up***

I got home wondering, what does Mabel wants from me?. She must have memorised my number while I was calling it to Janet.
***fast forward***

Its 1:30pm, I left my house and set out for my teaching job. I arrived at the white house, knocked on the gate and the gateman ushered me in. I went straight to the main door entrance. A heavy sound of. “I fit die ontop your matter” was coming out of the room that no one could hear me knocking. Then I remembered I have Janet’s number. I called her and no one picked. I called Mabel that I’m outside,. A minute later, the door was opened. I entered and met Janet in a pink top and a bump short. She was sweating, then I guess she must have been dancing.

 ME: hi Jane, I’m here for the classes,
JANET: “eeeehhmmm David” did I get it right?
ME: yes
JANET: see I’m tired oooo. I’m not sure I will do classes today. I have been dancing since. If not for Mabel who told me that it seems someone is knocking, I wouldn’t have known you are outside
ME: ****chaii, omo see sense, this Mabel wise oooo****. Ok Jane, so what will happen now. JANET: maybe you should wait for Eric to be back from school. Then you should teach him. ME: ok
JANET: what should I offer you?
 ME: ****why dis girl dey act nice this time na?****. I’m ok for now,

 I waited for Eric and I thought him mathematics. I continued the classes since that day. Janet will skip lessons most times and I dare not tell mummy. Mabel will sneak to call me. She said Aunty Janet and mummy must not catch her. Most times, we will do midnight call, we do talk about everything except sex. I guess she doesn’t want to bring it up and I wasn’t interested neither. I would still prefer Janet to Mabel any day. Until one day when Mabel said she wants to tell me something.

ME: hello Mabel, u said you wanted to tell me something.
MABEL: please I need your help. I don’t know if you will help me,
ME: just say it first.
MABEL:. I wanted a service that I can’t afford to pay for
ME: what service dear?
MABEL: I’m shy to say it.
ME: just say it dear
Mabel: emmmmm ehhmmmm eeehhmmm. You see, I dropped out at JSS2. I have passion to go to school but my parents don’t have the capacity. A sister who brought me to Akure from Ilorin promised my parents to send me to school. Only to end up renting me out madam when we reach Akure. I still want education

ME: you mean you want to go back to school?
 MABEL: not really
ME: so what do you want?
MABEL: I want you to be teaching me lesson but I don’t have money to pay.
ME: that’s not a problem Mabel. Whenever I come next, I will be teaching you when I’m through with Janet and Eric.
MABEL: no oooo, mummy and aunty Janet will not support it, they hate me so much, infact, they might send me out of the house.

ME: so what do you want us to do?
MABEL: I will be coming to your house
ME: *****my heart skipped beat*****. When and how?
Mabel: I used to go to market to buy house needs every 5 days. I can spend like 2hrs at your place before going to market. And also on Friday nights, everyone used to go to vigil and I am always the only one at home with the gateman, I can always come around… Abi ur wife will not support it?

ME: looolz, wife kee?, I have not married, and I’m not in any relationship for now.
 MABEL: you mean you don’t have any girlfriend?
ME: yes
Mabel: thank God oooo, no one will say I want to use classes to snatch her boyfriend.

After the conversation, I was wondering how midnite classes will look like. Chaiiii, Mabel no go kill me uooooooooooo….

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Friday, September 9, 2016

Female university student exposes Lecturer who slept with her yet failed to give an ‘A’ in her results

Judith Juahla, an electrical engineering student at University of Nairobi has exposed her lecturer, Dr. Kiogora, who failed to give her an A after she slept him to pass her exams. She took to her Facebook page and revealed how shocked she was to find an E.

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Thursday, September 8, 2016

My First Job after NYSC [Episode 1]


Passing out parade has come and gone, I will definitely miss my friends, my PPA, my environment in Ota, a lot of thoughts were running through my mind as I was packing and arranging my loads. I begin to ask myself, “after service year then what next?”. I had tried to apply for jobs during my service year but I couldn’t get a befitting job.

My friends that were born with a silver spoon had jobs waiting for them at home, “Which kind wahala be this?”, I picked my bag, board a bus to akure. On getting home, my family and neighbours welcomed me, it was as if a white man came on a visit. People are asking me questions, some were greeting, some were asking for what I brought. As days rolled by, I begin to search for what to do, I moved round the town to see if I could get a job somewhere.

One day while I was passing by on the 3rd street, I saw a woman coming out of a mighty duplex, the house was painted white,. She was pasting a notice on her gate as I was passing by. I moved closer to see the what she was pasting, and on it I saw “A PRIVATE TEACHER wanted URGENTLY”. Chaiii, I ignored at first and moved on. After walking about 8 steps, I stopped and think. ***** why I go refuse this job na?, dem be rich people ooo, so dem fit pay.*****, I stopped thinking, I went back the house, I knocked on the gate and the gateman ushered me in. The gateman took me to the door entrance, called out the woman and left

ME: good afternoon ma
MADAM: good afternoon young man, how can I help you?
ME: I saw you pasting a notice the other time and I decided to apply.
MADAM: you mean the private tutor job?
ME: Yes MADAM: hope u passed your WAEC? And how was the result?.
ME: *****smiled*****, yes man I do.
MADAM: but I will prefer a graduate because my first daughter wants to write jamb and post jamb, so a graduate will do better,
ME: *****i looked at myself and thought, “chaiiii, small stature na bad thing oooo, shey I no look like graduate ni?” ***** smiled, I’m a graduate ma.
MADAM: really? oooohh, pls I am so sorry for the embarrassment, so sorry please, u look very young, please come in please. ****she ushered me into the living room****

The interior of the room is a nice one, a colourful design and furnitures. I sat on the chair and she sat down opposite to me.

MADAM: I’m sorry for the other time
ME: it’s not a problem ma
MaDAM: which state are you from?
ME: edo
MADAM: how old are you.
ME: ****felt embarrassed*** 23
MADAM: 23? Then what age did you graduate?
ME: 21 Ma
MADAM: ***smiled*** u must be a genius, I like that. So let’s get to business. My first daughter Janet is 19, she failed her last JAMB attempt, so she is writing another one, so u will teach her physics, chemistry and math, less I forget. What’s your course?

ME: chemistry Ma
MADAM: then you should be able to do well then,
ME: ok ma, ***i looked at the photo on the wall directly in front of me, its of a very pretty young lady, she is fair and has a big burst. This must be Janet, “chaiiiii, omo see bobby****

MADAM: I also have a son, 12 in jss3, u will be teaching him mathematics.
Me: ok ma.
MADAM: ****called someone by the name**** “Mabel”. Mabel!!! , bring a bottle of coke for me with a glass cup A young girl appeared from the kitchen,

her dressing shows that she must be the house maid. She is fair too but not up to Janet, she must be in her early 20′s I guess, she has this local inbuilt beauty, a nice dimple and an average sized bosoms. She served the coke and turned back. Chaiiiiiiii, omo see a$$$$$$. It’s that type of Mercy Johnson’s. I sipped the coke and continue the discussion.

MADAM: that is my house maid, no tempt her with your fine boy look oooooo,
ME: ok ma.
Madam: just kidding. So how much are you charging me?
ME: *****thought for a while, viewed the look of the house, the cars I saw outside***** 30k ma. MADAM: heeeeeeeee, when I’m not employing you to train her for cambridge. I will pay you 20k per month for the 2 children.

ME: ok ma
MADAM: let me give you a little rule. Don’t go beyond academics with my daughter, I think you understand what I meant?. If you do, I will send hired killer to kill you

ME: ok ma, ****so this woman is only concerned about her daughter’s yansh, what about Mabel?****. Sorry ma, can I ask a question?

Madam: go ahead.
ME: please are the children around?!
I want to introduce myself to them ****for my mind, I wan see how Janet looks like in reality****.

MADAM: Janet went to a friend’s birthday party; Eric my son is sleeping inside. Maybe when you resume lesson, you will know them

ME: thanks ma. One more thing please, I wish to meet daddy too.
MADAM: ***laughs*** daddy is not in Nigeria.
Me: ok ma, let me take my leave, I will resume on Monday.

 I exchanged number with madam, stood up and about to leave when Mabel came out to pick the bottle. She looked into my eyes and released a cute smile, her dimple made a hole. I smiled back at her too. I dashed out of the compound. As I stood infront of the gate, a cab dropped a young girl infront the house. I recognised the face as the same thing I saw on the picture, this must be Janet.

 I said to her “HI”. She just ignored, passed by and knock on the gate which the gateman later opened. I said to myself. Chaiiiii, why this girl come rude and dey arrogant like this na? 

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Wednesday, September 7, 2016

C/O of today is BeezoopBeebright.... Happy Birthday!!!

Once upon a time, a young talented soon to be Mega Star was born on this day. Beezoop beebright  is making wave already in the music industry. Let's celebrate this young talented mega super start pls

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